Friday, March 27, 2009

粗口天書?


吓?要設立粗口詞彙?唔係碼?不知這巨著會否起為香港粗口學之經典權威?試想想,長毛站起來,理直氣壯地高呼一句,卿姐主席大人卻舉手叫停,一本正經地說:「對不起!長毛,你叫的一句在這粗口天書中找不到!不算數!請返回座位!」長毛面目無光地低聲怒罵助理研究不夠仔細,竟然連最基本的引證也懶得做?愈想愈不憤氣,再次站起來,高舉拳頭:「我抗議!立法會秘書處竟然忘記update粗口天書,令所有香港人蒙羞!」卿姐面色一沉:「長議員!你應該清楚,要把一句『粗口』納入天書有一定程序,談可容易?唔係你話係粗口就所有人都同意。你可有專家立論推薦?可有萬人簽命支持?若冇,請立即坐下。抗議無效!」長毛被氣得啞口無言,只好拂袖而去,在議會外繼續鬥爭,尋求平反。
草泥馬的!如果有呢一日,你話幾咁無「引」!
(希望長毛看了這篇文可以一笑置之,不要放在心內!)

5 comments:

爆炸頭 said...

個人認為,無論梁國雄講野幾有point都好,都唔應該侮辱其他議員,就算佢唔係講緊粗口(如"狗官"),對他人仍然是非常不尊重。

Anonymous said...

I need to agree that Foul language in a way can be very disturbing. Some people use the the foul language as the daily habbit and sandwich them in between conversation. Regardless the decision of which words are regarding as foul language and which words are not; LegCo is a honourable place for members to discuss serious HK matters, law and politics. We need to have respect and courtesy.

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